Can you see why, this same weekend, Mary got carded in the grocery store line? Two different grocery stores. One of the checkers, when asked how old she thought Mary was, guessed 19. Only a couple of decades off. Okay, Mary, I know that the shelf life for this story has expired. Even though it'll be years before I recover, this is the last time I'll tell it. In your presense, at least. At least the story went out with a bang where everyone in the world, with internet access, can read it. Don't despair... the viewers are few. Although, I want to note that Kim, whose birthday I totally missed this month, posted a message while this edition of the blog was still in progress.
Can you see why, this same weekend, Mary got carded in the grocery store line? Two different grocery stores. One of the checkers, when asked how old she thought Mary was, guessed 19. Only a couple of decades off. Okay, Mary, I know that the shelf life for this story has expired. Even though it'll be years before I recover, this is the last time I'll tell it. In your presense, at least. At least the story went out with a bang where everyone in the world, with internet access, can read it. Don't despair... the viewers are few. Although, I want to note that Kim, whose birthday I totally missed this month, posted a message while this edition of the blog was still in progress. 
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